ND Tiwari ‘Sower’ ? or a Vicky ‘Donor’? ………By Rashmi Talwar

AMRITSAR:

Naughty Tiwari !


Days have turned hot in Capital Delhi, and clammy hot for a veteran congress leader, having nightmarish dreams, breaking out in cold sweat, for having being strained to part with a single phial of his precious blood or face its forceful parting !

It is by the order of Delhi High Court that the grand old man with a ‘glad’ eye is feeling the heat of the needle, readied for his DNA blood sample, in a widely publicized paternity suit filed by one Rohit Shekhar.
The court ruled that if N D Tiwari did not willing give, police personnel would force him to provide the requisite blood sample for DNA-testing.

Come May-26 and it will be a catch- 22/ D-(Daddy)Day , situation for the 86-year old congress leader Tiwari, facing this legal paternity suit.

After all, it could be that crucial moment that maybe nothing less than being proved as an ‘un’-proud and reluctant father of Shekhar.

Complying to the terms of the HC order, Tiwari could be persuaded to turn his face and let the DNA needle ‘shoot-and-scoot’ in record 2–seconds, but that would be a lame or tame way for a politician !

Another choice is, being bodily lifted, with wild flailing arms, kicking legs and body twists, being pinned on a bed, face turned away and the blood-sucking needle to do the needful, in the presence of an audience of police personnel watchful of the unfolding drama.

Of course ‘Drama’ is the favorite recourse of a sagging politician, a sure-shot strategy for a meteoric rise in TRP standing on TV channels, that could tilt the scale in its favor and maybe a few years later a best-seller book crafted to that effect, may bring in more ‘moolah’ albeit in this case -due to age-factor, only for his progeny.

No! this is not the story of the latest Bollywood flick ‘Vicky Donor’, having sired 53 kids, only of one Rohit Shekhar who has arisen to make the claim of being the wild-oat phenomena by ‘one’ Tiwari, that infected his biological mother, Ujjwala Sharma, once the General Secretary of the All-India Young Women Congress, a charge denied vociferously and evaded consistently by the veteran Tiwari in legal tangle by prodigal Rohit baba, in 2007.

Going back to history , veteranTiwari is known to have had a fabulous three-time stint as a chief minister of the highest populated state of the country –‘Uttar Pradesh’ between the 70s and 80s- However, the population graph is not his doing ! O Please reign in your horses of speculation!

Tiwari’s rise has been owing to his singular quality of not only being brilliant but being a secularist. Hence, he has never differentiated between peoples of north, south, east or west polarizations.

However, he is known to have averred in the case of sexes, but that is tag passé as many in the political circles are known for their ‘amorous escapades’ and age ‘should’ never been a cause for discrimination, has been the veteran’s favorite slogan over the years.

‘Actions speak louder than words’ is one way to prove the age adage and ‘he has done marvelously well for his age’, whisper his gleeful friends on the sly.

Hence, to his credit, goes the fact, that many a speculative wild sowing both domestic and foreign, have so far preferred to remain anonymous and under wraps and only one ‘wretched weed’ has emerged to make a ‘Teewr’- sharp-, attack and claim on his paternity, amongst the progeny emerging out of what his close watchers call, his colorful and lively ‘donor’ status.

Deepak Garg the HC joint registrar while asking the leader to appear in person at noon for the litmus test ..oops ! – the DNA test, has strongly added that “the court shouldn’t rush to take police assistance” and that “Veteran Tiwari should be given an opportunity to willingly comply with the court orders”. Clearly, his belief and compassion has won over, after all a man over 80, too has a right to throw tantrums or play hide-n-seek !

Tiwari’s sketchered graph shows his inglorious ouster as Andhra Pradesh Governor, for being the sole architect of Raj Bhawan’s ‘night of fantasy’- A three is to one- thereafter many of his friends rang him to find the secret of their friend’s eternal youth and vitality.

A seasoned journalist once had a host of tales about Tiwari’s covert anonymous flights during his ruling stints. But Tiwari, a sharp politician, has promptly tossed the blame of these and of the infamous MMS clip showing someone who looks like him in the sex scandal video, onto the ‘wicked’ Telangana lobby.

However, his detractors firmly believe it could only be his chequered ‘fly’-ing trousers that land him in a sweet-n- sour soup, everytime, sometimes as a ‘Donor’ or ‘Sower’ of wild-oat spice variety…eom

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14 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Anonymous on May 28, 2012 at 5:52 PM

    Great write up!!!!!! Rashmi Talwar… SOME of these politicians are CASANOVA’S…they think they can get away with anything…..sansad mein pornography dekhte hain….then they want to practise it too….open up their cupboards you will find many many skeletons….which r either wiped out & some get exposed….YEH DESH KA KYA BHALA KARENEGE……APNE PAR KABU NAHI HAI.

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    • Posted by Rashmi Talwar on May 28, 2012 at 5:56 PM

      Sahi Kaha Indu Arora alias the anonymous !! … For some the Game gets over yet its not ALL OVER ..!!!

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  2. Posted by sunit on May 28, 2012 at 11:16 AM

    Wow! Great work covering this. I had no clue about this…thank God for paternity tests….one-we find out the truth and two, it might help prevent such things from happening ( at least to some extent) in the future. These politicians over there think they are gods and can get away with anything and that makes me furious!! It’s not like people there aren’t smart or educated enough…it’s just that they don’t to do anything about it except sit and rant. It’s great to see you all doing everything that you are- like cleaning the city which is FILTHY, bringing little issues to the fore front etc….we just need more people like you…maybe we should do some cloning :))

    Well written article! As always, good job Rashmi Talwar!!

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    • Posted by Rashmi Talwar on May 28, 2012 at 11:37 AM

      Dear Sunit …. The world is round and all tht is the truth … Thanks so much for ur most inspiring comment ..many thaks also for visiting this blog ……..:))

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  3. RK: I have known him personally when he was the CM UP. The for his survival for so long is because he is the biggest Chamcha of Gandhi family, throughly corrupt like most politicians and certainly immoral like most of his clan. I am surprised how there has been only 1 claim so far. I am sure he id dragging it to stay in news, otherwise who will want to even write about him:-)

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    • Posted by Rashmi Talwar on May 27, 2012 at 2:26 PM

      “Going back to history , veteranTiwari is known to have had a fabulous three-time stint as a chief minister of the highest populated state of the country –‘Uttar Pradesh’ between the 70s and 80s- However, the population graph is not his doing ! O Please reign in your horses of speculation!…… ” What say ? ….hahaha

      “Hence, to his credit, goes the fact, that many a speculative wild sowing both domestic and foreign, have so far preferred to remain anonymous and under wraps and only one ‘wretched weed’ has emerged to make a ‘Teewr’- sharp-, attack and claim on his paternity, amongst the progeny emerging out of what his close watchers call, his colorful and lively ‘donor’ status. ” — About the Gandhi Factor — it is for all to see …how he ensconed himself with Indira Gandhi, Sanjay and Rajiv Gandhi n now Sonia !

      Thanks for ur comments and alwyas wonderful to have u visit this blog … Lots of Good wishes !

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  4. Posted by Vikram Jit Singh on May 27, 2012 at 11:14 AM

    written in a humourous, whacky style that engages the reader. we need more such write-ups exposing the polticians in this manner. my take is that if tiwari does;t listen to the high court, then the high command can be asked to prevail.

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    • Posted by Rashmi Talwar on May 27, 2012 at 1:24 PM

      Many a twist and turn doth life take and each one more stranger than the next … but Heaven and Hell both on this Earth and man often swings between the two !!… Ha haha ha ..Yes it is Whacky !! U guessed it right ..lets see what new colors appear next …Thanks Vikramjit ji for ur valuable comments … and always a warm welcome for visiting this blog … Best Wishes

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  5. Posted by meenakshi khosla on May 26, 2012 at 9:30 PM

    WAS WONDERING ..if THIS IS THE CASE SCENARIO OF one politician wonder how many sperms converted in to full blown cock n hens .. are hiding in the closet.. Are Swiss bank accounts come handy ??? wonderful artical Rashmi.. and what a satire !

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    • Posted by Rashmi Talwar on May 27, 2012 at 1:19 PM

      “A man over 80, too has a right to throw tantrums or play hide-n-seek “! they say ….. Hahahha closets are full of skeletons or if not them …skulls make them up ….Thks meenakshi for ur comments … always welcome ur arrival at this blog…and value ur comments Lots of love !

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  6. The man who is not man enough to own up his wild oats:-
    ”At 80 he’s a bit declined.
    But let that not fool you,
    It’s still on his mind.”

    A tongue-in-cheek spoof. Brilliant as always.

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    • Posted by Rashmi Talwar on May 26, 2012 at 3:20 PM

      How do u always get the right words to comment … Spoof it is and more than Tongue -in-cheek… haahhahaha Thks so much for comments …i value them v much …Harry Ji !

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  7. — ND TIWARI — A Desi Bill Clinton !! hahahha …. @Daljeet Ji apka Jawab Nahi !!

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  8. Posted by Daljeet Singh on May 25, 2012 at 12:27 PM

    Aisi karni kar jaao is duniya mein kadardaan … Jis gali se niklo, awaaz aaye Abbaa Jaan.. Abbaa jaan….. The guy never have heard of such investigative DNA type inventions otherwise he would not have dared to go on such wild rendezvous…. We had our Desi Bill Clinton, long before USA. 🙂

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